Halloween has officially gone from spooky season to horny season, and apparently, nothing is sacred anymore. Not even Ghostface.
Yes, the terrifying masked killer from Scream has inspired a sex toy, and it's every bit as bizarre as you'd imagine. Complete with a ghoulish face and a protruding tongue, this bedroom accessory is guaranteed to make you look twice.
Meet The Slasher, an adult toy from Odyssey Toys that proves the line between horror fandom and horny imagination is thinner than Ghostface's patience for a bad horror-movie decision.
And honestly? We've got questions.
Scream If You Want To
According to VICE, The Slasher features a design resembling Ghostface's iconic screaming mask, complete with a curved silicone tongue that serves as the insertable component.
But this isn't simply a novelty item destined to gather dust beside your Halloween decorations.
The toy is designed for hands-free pleasure, with the mask's raised facial features providing an external grinding surface while the tongue offers internal stimulation. It can be secured to a pillow, cushion, chair or even a partner's thigh, with a compatible body wand adding vibration to the experience.
In other words, Ghostface has officially found another way to make people scream.
The toy is made from body-safe silicone, and buyers can reportedly choose different firmness levels and colours. There's even a surprise option for those who enjoy leaving their fate in someone else's hands.
Just remember that the wand is an additional purchase, so check exactly what's included before adding it to your basket.
Who Needs A Final Girl?
Let's face it: Halloween has always had a flirtation with the forbidden. From vampires and werewolves to masked killers and mysterious strangers, horror has a long history of turning fear into fantasy.
The Slasher takes that fascination to a particularly unexpected place.
Whether you're a devoted Scream fan, a collector of unusual adult toys or simply someone who thinks ordinary bedroom accessories are painfully boring, this creation certainly makes an impression.
However, there's no indication that The Slasher is an official Scream collaboration, so don't expect Ghostface himself to endorse your purchase.
And before you get carried away, remember the usual essentials: read the manufacturer's instructions, use suitable lubricant, and clean the toy according to its care guidance
What's Your Favourite Scary Movie?
One thing's certain: Ghostface has never looked quite like this before.
So, if your idea of a perfect Halloween involves horror films, questionable decisions and a little self-love, The Slasher might be the most unexpected addition to your spooky-season wishlist.
Just don't answer the phone.
You might be busy.
Written by VavaViolet Magazine’s Founder and Editor-in-Chief, Sophie Blackman
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