During a time when sex meant women would just lie back and think of what to cook for dinner, Queen Victoria was writing a raunchy diary, detailing her incestuous relationship with her cousin.
In 1840, Victoria married her cousin, Prince Albert, and according to the former queen, their wedding night did not disappoint as he was "well-endowed".
She wrote in her diary: "I NEVER, NEVER spent such an evening! MY DEAREST, DEAR Albert sat on a footstool by my side, and his excessive love and affection gave me feelings of heavenly love and happiness I never could have hoped to have felt before.
“He clasped me in his arms, and we kissed each other again and again!
“Oh! This was the happiest day of my life!"
Reading between the lines, it is obvious the newlyweds got it on.
Queen Victoria often gushed about her husband; before she married him, she dubbed him "excessively handsome".
Another entry in Victoria's diaries reads: "We both went to bed; to lie by his side and in his arms, and on his dear bosom, and be called by names of tenderness, I have never heard used to me before — was bliss beyond belief! Oh!"
On her 30th birthday, she wrote that Albert made her special day even more memorable.
Her highness wrote: “This day was again welcomed in by the tender love and affection of my dearest Albert."
On another occasion, she discussed how her lover came home half-naked.
She wrote: "My dear Albert came in today from the rain; he looked so handsome in his white cashmere britches, with nothing on underneath."
The pair, who had nine children together, were certainly smitten with one another.
There are persistent rumours that Albert was so well endowed that he had to wear a special ring around his "little Prince" so it could be pulled to the side and thus not bulge in an unseemly manner in his trousers.
Sadly, Victoria's sexual walkabout with Albert ended in 1861 when he popped his clogs, and she was heartbroken to have lost her great love.
Written by VavaViolet Magazine’s Founder and Editor-in-Chief, Sophie Blackman
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